Oh the craziness

So,
Due to recent requests I am posting a new blog. Lots of things have happened since my last blog. Lets start with driving on 81. You all have seen my rules for parking. But driving is a different story. The rules I have are:
1. If you can't handle the speed then stay out the left lane.
Oh, and other minor offenses such as flossing and picking your nose (If I can see you, chances are everyone else can see you too)
2. Drive at a consistent speed. If I merge into the left lane to pass you then..... LET ME PASS YOU!
3. This rule goes out to all the critters on the highways. Save a life. You wouldn't hit a person so don't kill a critter. Not only does it smell bad but it leaves nasty guts on your car.
4. Drive smart: if you speed know where the cops are (and wear your seatbelt)
Oh, and other minor offenses such as flossing and picking your nose (If I can see you, chances are everyone else can see you too. Plus thats just nasty. Grooming is for the bathroom)

If you have read Carly's blog you would have read about her recent post of the spider in my room. Let me tell the story because I was a victim of assault. I went into my room to close the blinds because I was about to change and this spider popped up out of nowhere and was like, "HA!" It wasn't a big spider but upon close inspection it looked like a mini tarantula. They are like spiders with muscles. AND this spider jumped. So not only was it a mini tarantula it was a jumping spider. And I was being innocent trying to close my window. I was a victim of assault.

Just another post,

Kay